Friday, January 8, 2010

Twelve Days Of John Donahue Christmas

Reblog: ocdgirl2000's blog


I know Christmas is over, but I just found this and love it!

Twelve Days Of John Donahue Christmas

On the first day of Christmas,
John Donahue sent to me
An increased final value fee.

On the second day of Christmas,
John Donahue sent to me
Two low DSRs,
And an increased final value fee.

On the third day of Christmas,
John Donahue sent to me
Three Best searches,
Two low DSRs,
And an increased final value fee.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
John Donahue sent to me
Four undeserved negatives,
Three Best searches,
Two low DSRs,
And an increased final value fee.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
John Donahue sent to me
Five Paypal chargebacks,
Four undeserved negatives,
Three Best searches,
Two low DSRs,
And an increased final value fee.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
John Donahue gave to me
Six account freezes,
Five Paypal Chargebacks,
Four undeserved negatives,
Three Best searches,
Two low DSRs,
And an increased final value fee.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
John Donahue gave to me
Seven procedural warnings.
Six account freezes,
Five Paypal Chargebacks,
Four undeserved negatives,
Three Best searches,
Two low DSRs,
And an increased final value fee.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
John Donahue gave to me
Eight account downgrades.
Seven procedural warnings.
Six account freezes,
Five Paypal Chargebacks,
Four undeserved negatives,
Three Best searches,
Two low DSRs,
And an increased final value fee.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
Nine 7 day suspensions
Eight account downgrades.
Seven procedural warnings.
Six account freezes,
Five Paypal Chargebacks,
Four undeserved negatives,
Three Best searches,
Two low DSRs,
And an increased final value fee.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
Ten large insider stock sales
Nine 7 day suspensions
Eight account downgrades.
Seven procedural warnings.
Six account freezes,
Five Paypal Chargebacks,
Four undeserved negatives,
Three Best searches,
Two low DSRs,
And an increased final value fee.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
Eleven non-attainable discounts
Ten large insider stock sales
Nine 7 day suspensions
Eight account downgrades.
Seven procedural warnings.
Six account freezes,
Five Paypal Chargebacks,
Four undeserved negatives,
Three Best searches,
Two low DSRs,
And an increased final value fee

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Twelve alternative selling sites
Eleven non-attainable discounts
Ten large insider stock sales
Nine 7 day suspensions
Eight account downgrades.
Seven procedural warnings.
Six account freezes,
Five Paypal Chargebacks,
Four undeserved negatives,
Three Best searches,
Two low DSRs,
And an increased final value fee!
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